In My Kitchen

Cat Tales 2 is now available, including my Sherlockian tale "The Case of the Unfortunate Mrs. Ripley's Cat." Sherlock Holmes and cats - a match made in hell.

Also, Murky Depths #12 is out with my weird western "Warm August Tequila," wonderfully illustrated by SMUZ. Terry Martin continues to put out a quality magazine, with great art, comics and stories. I highly recommend a subscription.

Strange Dream

Saturday night I dreamed I was watching a Cartoon Network stop-action animation movie made from one of my stories without my permission. I was angry, but also amazed, because it was very well done.

Right after that, they showed another movie made from another of my stories, but this one had never been published. I was frightened, because I kept wondering how they got their hands on my story.

The strangest part of the dream was that I have not written either story. In the dream, they were my stories, I knew them by heart. But when I woke up, I realized I had never written them.

Alas, I can't remember what the first one was about - something with a goldfish.

The second one is a different story.

Mr. Conspirary Says AHA!

"A sheen of oil washed ashore on uninhabited Freemason Island in the Chandeleur chain, a spokeswoman for the U.S. response team said." - link

Freemason Island?!!!?!?!?!!!!  Chandeleur - as in someone who makes candles, as in a maker of light, as it THE ILLUMINATI!!!!ZOMG!!!

Children, wake up. It's not oil! It looks like chocolate milk because it's the blood of Great Cthulhu! The war has begun. The end is nigh! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl!

Ack!

Happy Star Wars Day

Here's a little something I threw together after the 2006 elections.

Little did we know that in 2008 we'd get A New Hope.

May the Fourth Be with You. Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, you look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundar.