Dasani is filtered through a state-of-the-art purification system and enhanced with minerals for a pure clean taste that can't be beat.
Just make sure you drink it before the brown shit starts to grow.
We found this bottle at the back of the fridge in the breakroom at work. It has a date of Nov0606 on it. As you can see, it is the color of muddy water and has all sorts of interesting things floating around inside it.
And it has never been opened.