Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Heed My Prophecy!

And the bison shall be huge and black, and the eyes still of red, with the blood of living creatures! And the whore of Babylon, shall ride forth on a red-headed serpent, and throughout the land shall be a great rubbing of parts.

And in that time, Southern Gothic Online shall be updated after many travails with the... the RoadRunner, and the... the Dee Essell. And the Lord shall strike them down with boils and hemorrhoids and cold sores in the corners of their mouths.

And to all them who do not visit the Southern Gothic Online, the Lord shall visit upon them many tedious hours listening to demented strangers, and a pox shall be upon their houses, not until the seventh generation, but unto the seventy and seventh generation.

And Woe...

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