Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Fetchez la vache!

MANSON, Wash. -- A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren't killed by a cow that fell off a 200-foot cliff and smashed their minivan. District 5 Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway 150 near Manson. story

They had to put poor Bessie out of her misery at the scene. As one of the commentors to this story asked, what kind of cow is it that can fall 200 feet, hit a moving car and not be instantly killed? A zombie cow, that's what.

Aim for the head! It's the only way to stop them.

Speaking of strange livestock:

Swiss police are investigating after a flock of 90 sheep vanished from a remote Alpine pasture - for the second time. It is the second time in a year that the flock has vanished, leaving no traces of their whereabouts.

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