Friday, July 11, 2008

A Theological Question

Do you think God condemns the bonobos to chimpanzee hell because of their licentious greeting rituals? Or are they merely acting the way God made them?

And if so, why is God pleased with uninhibited hairy monkey humping but offended by uninhibited hairless monkey humping?

Maybe what really offends God is hairlessness, not uninhibited humping.

Yes, I know bonobos aren't monkeys. They're apes. Here are some more apes - the truly offensive kind.

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