I just received one of the most positive rejections (there it is) I've ever received from a major magazine.
From the Missouri Review, re: Still Life with Eyepatch and Hook
This story is interesting, to say the least. Kenneth is a great character who you develop very well, and as for the story, you certainly know how to make a plot twist that goes in a very unexpected direction. I hope you will send us any future work and wish you the best of luck with this piece.
It was not meant to be, cheri. But we can still be friends.