Jeff Crook
~~ the Author of Y'all's Destruction
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Exclusive Prophecy!!! The Date When Christ Will Return
Using the sign of the cross and a 10-key keypad, I have just calculated the moment of the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
5/15/2333 at 11:59:59 PM
To all you end-timers out there, sorry. The Rapture ain't gonna happen in your lifetime.
Might as well pray for the Powerball.
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