Thursday, May 06, 2010

Mr. Conspirary Says AHA!

"A sheen of oil washed ashore on uninhabited Freemason Island in the Chandeleur chain, a spokeswoman for the U.S. response team said." - link

Freemason Island?!!!?!?!?!!!!  Chandeleur - as in someone who makes candles, as in a maker of light, as it THE ILLUMINATI!!!!ZOMG!!!

Children, wake up. It's not oil! It looks like chocolate milk because it's the blood of Great Cthulhu! The war has begun. The end is nigh! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl!