Meet the Stupids

This is what watching too much Disney will do to you.

Note the expressions of delight on the faces of Mr. and Mrs. Stupid in the front seat. But won't they be surprised, and won't there be many questions asked, when somebody gets his happy smiling face bitten off?

The woman in the back seat has enough sense to be alarmed.

Also note - the engine and headlamps of this vehicle are valuable enought to install a screen to protect them from the wildlife. But not the passengers!

Tomato Art 2

I am not an animal, he declared.

I am two tomatoes.

Tomato Art 1

Ugly is the new beautiful in this artfully rendered shot of two purple calabash alien tomato fetuses, male and shemale.

Incredible (and just a tad scary)

Check out this photo of the inauguration.

Now zoom in on the crowd. You can recognize faces, even of people at the very back. This is amazing, and not a little scary, technology. This is what is available to the public. Imagine what the government has. They can probably count the freckles in your bald spot from outer space.

Provided you have a bald spot.

Winter Blizzard Horror '09

After pelting the back door with a snowball, hideous titters of evil laughter burst from his lips.


We gaped in terror to see icicles bending, as though reaching out to impale us with horrible frozen fangs.

My Newest Project

Photo blogging, otherwise known as phlogging.

Home from Hogwarts

My son, the magical prodigy.

Anatomy of a Lightning Strike

Here are 12 sequential video frames captured from less than half a second of film I took earlier this evening.















The images above are of the leading edge of the tornado below, which hit the Hickory Ridge Mall. I took this image probably less than a minute before the tornado hit the mall.


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