Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Welcome Back, Bartcoppers.

Wipe your feet. There's plenty of beer in the fridge and mooseburgers on the grill. Once it gets dark, we're going to load up the truck and go spotlighting investment bankers.

2 comments:

democommie said...

Is there a "point system" like there is for white tails? Do you get a higher score if they're leaving a husk of a financial services company while taking 7 or 8 figure severance packages. Do you have to field dress them?

Jeff Crook said...

Actually, we're talking about volume here. With the coming economic hardship, we need to fill the freezer with meat, so we're taking both males and females, spikes and CFOs.

However, the fat ones make the best chili.