Monday, October 27, 2008

Tittilation Factor 10

Here's a sneak peak from the first Randy Llamas mystery, currently in progress. Sorry, it's just a single line, but it's one of the best lines I've ever written, so I just had to share:

As long as I’m not licking my own balls, I figure life is good.

That, my friends, is literature you can believe in.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe if your not licking your own balls ...you''''''''re not flexible enough.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think he calls himself Mr. Fantastic?

Anonymous said...

I took it to mean that he's always going to be licking balls, but he prefers licking other people's balls, not his own.

oobie

Jeff said...

That's the wonderful thing about art, Oobie. We read into it, and get out of it, what has meaning to each of us.