Party Time

Today is the 101st anniversary of the Tunguska Event. Scientists would have us believe a small comet or meteor detonated over the Siberian forest on this day in 1908, when the truth is a UFO exploded when its warp core went critical and generated a microscopic black hole. The resulting explosion created a rift in the space-time continuum, which allowed malignant entities from another dimension access into our world, and that's why everything has gone to hell in a handbasket ever since.