"Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?"
The people have spoken - in authentic frontier jibberish.
But let's not get angry, just because some guy in Colorado said, "No sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter." Or some other guy in Colorado is going to lay off 50 employees because Obama was reelected. He was going to do that anyway, but now he gets to blame it on the durn shurf.
But as the Waco Kid said, "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."