King Kong

It's strange. Over the last few weeks, I have found myself much less interested in the outcome of the next election than in whether there is a large, bipedal ape living in North American forests.

Part of me wants to see conclusive, undeniable evidence. However, this isn't it. This is a bear.

But another part of me knows that if someone did finally shoot a clear video of a Bigfoot, or find one dead on the side of the road, that we (the human species of North America) would swiftly descend upon these creatures in mass and destroy their way of life and pretty soon the last surviving hominid species on the planet other than ourselves would become extinct. I would rather never know than see them King Konged.