Department of Duh

Researchers have discovered that big mammals, unlike Congressional Democrats, are able to adapt to a changing environment. They don't starve to death when one food source disappears, as long as it is replaced by another food source. Congressional Democrats, on the other hand, still behave, and feed, and cower in terror, as though they are still the minority party. They have yet to realize the saber-toothed Republicans are on the brink of extinction.

I believe it was either Jeff Goldblum, or Triumph the Comic Dog, who summed up this concept a number of years ago when he said, Life finds a way...



...to poop on you.