This site is now the number one spot on Google for redneck knock-knock jokes. I have effectively cornered the market, and like Rupert Murdock, I plan to start charging for this valuable content in the near future.
Meanwhile, enjoy another before I go all George Lucas on y'all's sorry asses.
(aw shit) Divorce who?
Divorce is an energy field that surrounds us and binds us together like one big ol' space opera.