Happy Star Wars Day

Here's a little something I threw together after the 2006 elections.

Little did we know that in 2008 we'd get A New Hope.

May the Fourth Be with You. Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, you look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundar.

A Dubious Distinction

This site is now the number one spot on Google for redneck knock-knock jokes. I have effectively cornered the market, and like Rupert Murdock, I plan to start charging for this valuable content in the near future.

Meanwhile, enjoy another before I go all George Lucas on y'all's sorry asses.

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Divorce.

(aw shit) Divorce who?

Divorce is an energy field that surrounds us and binds us together like one big ol' space opera.