Politics Lesson 1,341

Things we have learned about politics in the last decade:


That the old adage about being caught with a dead girl or a live boy no longer applies, if you're from the right side of the aisle. Heck, even being diapered by a prostitute  doesn't apply.

However, if you're from the wrong side of the aisle, lying about a beej will get you impeached and disbarred.

If I ever go into politics, I know which side I'm joining.

A Dubious Distinction

This site is now the number one spot on Google for redneck knock-knock jokes. I have effectively cornered the market, and like Rupert Murdock, I plan to start charging for this valuable content in the near future.

Meanwhile, enjoy another before I go all George Lucas on y'all's sorry asses.

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Divorce.

(aw shit) Divorce who?

Divorce is an energy field that surrounds us and binds us together like one big ol' space opera.

It's That Time Again

The hits keep on coming, people using Google to search for more lame-ass Redneck Knock-Knock Jokes. Today is a special day in Redneckia, Says de Mayo Day, which means twofer-one beers and mayonnaise sandwiches down at The Red Bird Lounge. Enjoy.

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Catcher.

Catcher who?

Catcher, bed her, and wed her - that's what my daddy always said.


Knock knock.

Who's thar now?

Pitcher.

Pitcher who?

But pitcher ass out if she can't cook.

Yet Another Redneck Knock Knock Joke

(because you love them so)

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Catydid.

Catydid who?

Catydid half the men in town before she found Jesus. Now she just does preachers.

Another Redneck Knock Knock Joke

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Grammy.

Grammy who?

Grammy another beer while you're up.

Redneck Knock Knock Joke of the Day

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cousin.

Cousin who?

Cousin in this town, we don't want them people indoctrinatin' our kids into that sexular homo-nism they got.