A Dubious Distinction

This site is now the number one spot on Google for redneck knock-knock jokes. I have effectively cornered the market, and like Rupert Murdock, I plan to start charging for this valuable content in the near future.

Meanwhile, enjoy another before I go all George Lucas on y'all's sorry asses.

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Divorce.

(aw shit) Divorce who?

Divorce is an energy field that surrounds us and binds us together like one big ol' space opera.

It's That Time Again

The hits keep on coming, people using Google to search for more lame-ass Redneck Knock-Knock Jokes. Today is a special day in Redneckia, Says de Mayo Day, which means twofer-one beers and mayonnaise sandwiches down at The Red Bird Lounge. Enjoy.

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Catcher.

Catcher who?

Catcher, bed her, and wed her - that's what my daddy always said.


Knock knock.

Who's thar now?

Pitcher.

Pitcher who?

But pitcher ass out if she can't cook.

You Like Them

You really do like them Redneck Knock-knock Jokes. They're currently the top generator of search engine hits to this sucky blog. So here's another one. And remember, dear people, redneck is a state of mind, not a geographical location.

Knock, knock.

Who's thar?

Morass.

Morass who?

Morass and less jaw will keep a merge together. Provided you actually get married, you tramp.

because at this critical juncture what the world needs...

... is another redneck knock-knock joke.

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Merge?

Merge who?

Merge is a holy covenant between one man and one woman.

Well, one at a time, anyway.

Yet Another Redneck Knock Knock Joke

(because you love them so)

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Catydid.

Catydid who?

Catydid half the men in town before she found Jesus. Now she just does preachers.

Another Redneck Knock Knock Joke

Knock knock.

Who's thar?

Grammy.

Grammy who?

Grammy another beer while you're up.

Redneck Knock Knock Joke of the Day

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cousin.

Cousin who?

Cousin in this town, we don't want them people indoctrinatin' our kids into that sexular homo-nism they got.